Queensland’s State of Origin sponsor, XXXX, has to be the most iconic, ‘no brainer’ sponsor in world sport.
It’s the most iconic QLD brand, with their most iconic representative team.
So, in that vein, we here at the GFP put our heads together to figure out who or what, would be each NRL club’s no brainer sponsor:
The Cayman Islands
Because like the Broncos themselves, the Cayman Islands are really good at sweeping payments and accounts under the carpet.
Nothing like a few free cartons of Cruisers to store on your roof when you feel like ditching training.
Between the premiership, the doping scandal, and Ben Barba, the Foxsports crew have basically set-up a permanent studio in the Shire.
Manly Sea Eagles:
Silver service cabs
They used to be the preeminent brand, but much like the introduction of Uber, the Sea Eagles and Silver Service Taxi’s are no longer relevant.
Cheaters TV show
He is their entire team, so JT might as well sponsor them too.
The club and its supporters went through a few Kleenex’s in 2016, and it looks like they’ll be giving them a fair work out this season too.
They need help performing at their best.
They're the experts at helping you sell off your assets for some much needed cash.
1300SMILES – the experts in dental care
South Sydney Rabbitohs:
SAG (Screen Actors Guild)
St George/Illawarra Dragons:
Open to offers
Edwards Family Lawyers
They’re experts in divorces and can help sort out the best joint custody scenario for all parties; in this case, between Leichhardt Oval and Campbelltown Stadium.
The Cockroach is our NRL insider and one of the biggest bullshitters in the business.
He has an uncanny ability to sneak into any sheds or bunkers throughout the league.