Posted: 10 February, 2017 by The Cockroach

Each NRL club's "no brainer" sponsor

Tags: NRL

Queensland’s State of Origin sponsor, XXXX, has to be the most iconic, ‘no brainer’ sponsor in world sport.

It’s the most iconic QLD brand, with their most iconic representative team. 

So, in that vein, we here at the GFP put our heads together to figure out who or what, would be each NRL club’s no brainer sponsor: 

Brisbane Broncos:

The Cayman Islands

Because like the Broncos themselves, the Cayman Islands are really good at sweeping payments and accounts under the carpet.

Canberra Raiders:

Vodka Cruisers

Nothing like a few free cartons of Cruisers to store on your roof when you feel like ditching training.

Canterbury Bulldogs:

Fubu

Cronulla Sharks:

Foxsports

Between the premiership, the doping scandal, and Ben Barba, the Foxsports crew have basically set-up a permanent studio in the Shire.

GC Titans:

NRL

Manly Sea Eagles:

Silver service cabs

They used to be the preeminent brand, but much like the introduction of Uber, the Sea Eagles and Silver Service Taxi’s are no longer relevant.

Melbourne Storm:

Cheaters TV show

NQ Cowboys:

Johnathon Thurston

He is their entire team, so JT might as well sponsor them too.

Newcastle Knights:

Kleenex 

The club and its supporters went through a few Kleenex’s in 2016, and it looks like they’ll be giving them a fair work out this season too.

NZ Warriors:

Viagra

They need help performing at their best.

Parramatta Eels:

Mortgage Choice

They're the experts at helping you sell off your assets for some much needed cash.

Penrith Panthers:

1300SMILES – the experts in dental care

South Sydney Rabbitohs:

SAG (Screen Actors Guild)

St George/Illawarra Dragons:

Open to offers

Sydney Roosters:

Mardi Gras

Wests Tigers:

Edwards Family Lawyers

They’re experts in divorces and can help sort out the best joint custody scenario for all parties; in this case, between Leichhardt Oval and Campbelltown Stadium.

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Tags: NRL

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